Here are some tongue-in-cheek maxims of equity every student of law must know.
Equity abhors a nudnik.
Equity delights in a good practical joke.
He who seeks equity must do so with full pockets.
Equity is not for the squeamish.
Equity can be grumpy before its first cup of coffee.
Equity is crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside.
Equity is a mean drunk.
Equity, like all of us, prefers the rich and good-looking.
There must be quite a few more on the internet. Post some up here if you find them 🙂
You can find some real maxims of equity here.